Anehiixii stole the CEOship in the middle of the night, and no one cared. He 's Gonna Carry That Weight. We are the offical dramabubble corp of Goons. We house DBRB, Bomberwaffe and Mentakona 's Lightly Used Buttes. Mentakona was in need of some R & R. Nowadays you can find him sipping Kentucky Bourbon on the Beaches of Monaco. Don 't bother sending him a bottle, he 'll send you two ! Mordoc gets to do all the heavy work. Kael Attrell is the brave soul that waded through piles of soiled corp applications until he got banned from PA. Please send him a bottle of KY as a token of appreciation. Muliphen directs the shooting of all space things and sometimes out of space things. Zareph occasionally logs on in a burst of activity, then vanishes for two months, repeat. Make some isk while AFK? I 've quit this game so many times then resubscribed It 's like I 've never gone away! It used to bring in dank isk then we left Dek Now slumming in Delve full-time! Do you want to buy an Ishtar, Doesn 't have the fit for meta (GO AWay!) Okay, bye.... Do you want to buy an Ishtar? Go ride bikes and shoot some blues? I think there is a gang nearby, it 's time to fly to safes and trash-talk too! (Hang in there, Pax) It gets a little lonely with Local clear Just watching my dank ticks fly! Do you want to buy an Ishtar, Doesn 't have the fit for meta Okay, bye.... (Please) I know that you 're playing better games (& who blames you) they say you 'll never get those hours back but I 'm right on track plexing toonie number TWO! We only humble MRCHI making dank isk What are we gonna do? Do you want to buy an Ishtar? Sung to Do you want to build a snowman Lyrics by, Effin Fetcher , Yoss