PANDORA

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PANDORA // CORPORATION COMMAND DOSSIER // 98186067

Knees Weak Arms Spaghetti

[PENNE]

PUBLIC MEMBER COUNT4
FOUNDED16 Mar 2013
1134400098 portraitCEO1134400098
TAX / WAR0% / NOT ELIGIBLE
2049784221 portraitCREATOR2049784221
HOME STATION ID60014767

Public corporation record last updated 25 Apr 2026 09:21 UTC. This is a saved ESI snapshot, not a live member roster.

01 // CORPORATION PROFILE

PUBLIC ESI DESCRIPTION

Look, if you had one pot, or one opportunity To eat all the spaghetti you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip through your fork? Yo His palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti Add meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipe He's nervous, but on the surface mom's spaghetti looks ready for meatballs but he eats all the spaghetti, he can choke down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out He's cooking now, everybody's cooking now The clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah! Snap back to spaghetti, spaghetti is gravity OP goes Rabbity, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Spaghetti, no He won't have it , he knows spaghetti looks like little ropes It don't matter, it's dope He knows that, but he's broke He loves spaghetti he knows When he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it's Back to spaghetti again, yo This whole rap's spaghetti He better grab spaghetti fast and hope he don't spill it Hook: You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagna Spaghetti, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat This spaghetti only comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) Spaghetti is escaping, through his mouth that is gaping This spaghetti's mine for the taking Make me more, as we move toward a, new spaghetti order A normal meal is boring, but spaghetti's awesome Boil til it's softer, the water grows hotter He blows on it to cool it off a bit faster Coast to coast meals, he's known as spaghetti eater Lonely roads, spaghetti knows He's grown wheat from home, he's no farmer He goes home and barely knows how to boil water But hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiled His hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiled They moved on to the next schmoe who cooks He nose dove and sold pasta So the cookbook has told and slams closed I suppose it's old spaghetti but it still tastes awesome Da da dum da dum da da No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti Tear this motherfreaking pot of pasta off the stove I was cooking in the beginning, the dinner's all ready It's been chewed up and spit out and still looks good But I kept cooking and stepped right into the next kitchen Best believe somebody's payin for this spaghetti All the pain inside amplified by spaghetti Cause I can't get by without spaghetti And I can't provide the right type of sauce for this spaghetti Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy spaghetti And it's no movie, there's no Chance of Meatballs, this is my spaghetti And these times are so soft, and my spaghetti's even softer Trying to cook and eat my spaghetti, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a farmer and a pasta cooker Baby mama drama's screaming spaghetti and There's not enough for me to wanna Share with her, another day without spaghetti Has gotten me to the point, I'm starving now I've got to formulate a recipe or end up straved and dead Spaghetti is my only motherfreaking option, lasagna's not Spaghetti, I love you, but this parmesan's got to go I cannot grow old eating my spaghetti cold So here I go it's my dish. Sauce fail me not, this may be the only spaghetti that I got Hook You can make any spaghetti you set your mind to, man.

READING CORPORATION INTELLIGENCEThe profile is ready. Combat, leaderboards, operations and fleet records are loading from saved archives.
INTELLIGENCE PERIODACTIVITY + LEADERBOARDS // UTC

Combat, plexing, advantage, insurgency, map hotspots, fleet cross-references and standing movements follow all time. Public identity, tracked profile count, and the campaign/mission archive remain unfiltered.

02 // CORPORATION SIGNALS

ALL TIME // SAVED CORPORATION-AFFILIATED RECORDS
FW KILL INVOLVEMENTS0Unique FW killmails with an corporation attacker
FW LOSSES0Victim belonged to this corporation
FW FINAL BLOWS0Recorded corporation final blows
DESTROYED VALUE0 ISKValue of involved FW kills; shared kills counted once
LOST VALUE0 ISKRecorded FW losses
FW PLEXES0Saved corporation notification events
ADVANTAGE EVENTS0Saved corporation notification events
INSURGENCY PLEXES0Saved corporation notification events
TRACKED PROFILES // SNAPSHOT0Current saved affiliation; not period-filtered or a full roster

03 // WARZONE FOOTPRINT

ALL TIME // TOP FW COMBAT SYSTEMS

No mapped FW combat systems in the saved archive.

    04 // PILOT BOARDS

    ALL TIME // ARCHIVE-AFFILIATED

    FW KILL INVOLVEMENTS

      FW PLEXING

        ADVANTAGE

          INSURGENCY PLEXING

            05 // CAMPAIGNS AND MISSIONS

            FULL SAVED ARCHIVE // NOT PERIOD-FILTERED
            0 CAMPAIGNS CREATED0 CAMPAIGNS JOINED0 MISSIONS CREATED0 MISSIONS JOINED

            CAMPAIGNS

            No corporation-attributed campaigns in the saved archive.

            MISSIONS

            No corporation-attributed missions in the saved archive.

            CORPORATION // CONTRIBUTION REWARDS

            FREELANCE JOBS + VERIFIED APPRAISAL CONTRACTS // ISK VALUE OR UNITS

            The creator chooses which freelance jobs and appraisal items count, then sets a threshold in credited units or ISK value. Appraisal items count only after an EVE-verified item exchange contract is completed to this reward's creator through an appraisal form for this organisation. The reward itself can be ISK, an item or a fitted ship. A capsuleer qualifies once per rule. Record issuance after ISK is paid or an item contract is created in EVE.

            06 // FLEETS AND OPERATIONS

            VISIBLE MINING OPERATIONS // PLANNED FLEET OPERATIONS COMING LATER

            MINING OPERATIONS

            No mining operations visible to this capsuleer.

            PLANNED FLEET OPERATIONS

            COMING LATER

            Planned fleet operations are not yet available in the operations area.

            08 // FLEET CROSS-REFERENCE

            ALL TIME // 0 TRACKED-PROFILE APPEARANCES // 0 COMMANDS

            Matched against profiles currently saved under this corporation. Fleet-time membership is not recorded, so these are leads rather than certified historical corporation fleets.

            No tracked profiles appear in the saved fleet archive.

            08 // STANDING MOVEMENTS

            ALL TIME // 0 SAVED MOVEMENTS

            No matching standing movements in the saved archive.

            09 // RECENT FW COMBAT

            ALL TIME // LATEST MATCHING SAVED KILLMAILS

            No matching FW killmails in this archive.

            10 // RECORD COVERAGE

            HOW TO READ THIS DOSSIER

            CORPORATION identity is from the saved public ESI record (25 Apr 2026 09:21 UTC). FW combat is from the saved FW killmail archive (latest matching event in this period NOT RECORDED). Plexing, advantage and insurgency totals are from the saved notification archives (latest matching event in this period NOT RECORDED). All Time means all locally saved records, not every event in EVE history.

            Combat and notification boards use the corporation ID stored on each event. The 0 tracked profiles reflect saved current affiliations and do not constitute an unrestricted ESI member list. Historical campaign and mission participation only appears when that archive explicitly records the contributor’s corporation. Fleet cross-references use current saved profiles and cannot certify affiliation at fleet time. Values may be incomplete when a source has not refreshed recently.

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